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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:07 pm

We'll take a five day break once we reach the landmark.

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Watch out for the Torpedo Teds.

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Once again running low on food, and once again engaging in wasteful hunting.

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Can oxen get dysentery?

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Another fort. Any business here before departing? (Don't forget, IRHP's arm hasn't healed yet.)


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Loot - Good
Panfan - Good
RU - Good

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2 wagon axles
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173 pounds of food
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Post by е и ժ е я » Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:15 pm

[QUOTE="LOOT, post: 1579927, member: 21459"]I tried to hide in the dead ox body but then Val found me and started talking about "Are You Being Served" god dammit Val it's going to be many lifetimes before British comedies are invented[/QUOTE]
The northwest was settled late. It was actually only about the length of one lifetime. /demolished
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Post by The Amazing Tazy Ten » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:46 pm

I'm pretty sure talking doesn't require arms.

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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:59 pm

Only if you're Italian.

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Amanda? Miles? Who the hell are these people?

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Post by е и ժ е я » Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:07 pm

Obviously important historical figures well known for their relations to these shoddily-shaded people.
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Post by The Amazing Tazy Ten » Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:09 pm

I literally don't know who that guy is.

Also "Good for the animals" THERE'S NO GRASS FOR THE OXEN YOU JERK.

Well, other than food, there's not much I can think of that we need. We might as well hunt than continue onward.

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Post by е и ժ е я » Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:11 pm

And I'm pretty certain that first guy is Daniel Johns from Silverchair

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Post by LOOT » Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:43 pm

[QUOTE="Hell Orb, post: 1580024, member: 25415"]The northwest was settled late. It was actually only about the length of one lifetime. /demolished[/QUOTE]
Not if we're going by the lifetimes of this trip!!! -jumps in front of oxen-

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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:57 pm

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At least that was slightly less wasteful than usual.

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God damn, IRHP can't catch a break. What should we do?

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258 pounds of food
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Post by The Amazing Tazy Ten » Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:11 am

Wow that sucks.

Uh... Sit here for a couple days and hunt again so we don't starve?

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:20 am

Can you...sleep off snake bites?

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Post by The Amazing Tazy Ten » Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:29 am

Only if it isn't poisonous.

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Post by Valigarmander » Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:28 am

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Archaeologists centuries from now will be able to trace our path solely due to the corpses we leave in our wake.

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Hallelujah.

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I say we give them Panfan's clothes.

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Post by The Amazing Tazy Ten » Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:08 am

Yeah, this one's actually worse than the last river.

3 pairs of clothing can be replaced but 1 oxen 100 pounds of food, a wagon axle and Panfan are much more expensive. Unless someone has any objections asking for help might be best.

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Post by LOOT » Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:27 am

look here's what we do, we start floating the wagon, we put me at the back of the wagon, I stick my head in the water and I start SCREAMING REALLY LOUD. the sheer force of my voice will provide a solid source of propulsion while maintaining proper buoyancy for the wagon and as long as I'm in the center there should be no risk of tipping over. I will probably drown, and to be honest I hopefully will.

otherwise yeah give the inappropriately named folk some clothes since we're just going to **** them over in the next century

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Post by Valigarmander » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:02 am

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We'll remember the kindness of the natives when we're forcibly relocating them to reservations.

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DAMN IT LOOT

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Loot - Snake Bite
Panfan - Fair
RU - Fair

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218 pounds of food
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:06 am

I'll remember alright--remember they drove a hard bargain and I'll feel nothing. Three sets of clothes. Three. Sets. Of. Clothes.

At least Loot was bit. I'd trade three pairs of clothes for that anyway.

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Post by The Amazing Tazy Ten » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:20 am

Hey, they'll need those sets of clothes to carry their family's corpses. I mean we're at the tail end of the Trail of Tears in 1848 after all.

See? I'm thinking ahead for them.

:indifferent2: This game is supposed to be fun.

Do the same as before, I guess. Sit for a couple days and hunt so we don't starve.

Edit: Wait, no water?! YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO A RIVER!

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:28 am

That got pretty deep for a game of Oregon Trail. Felt bad for our nameless genderless (how progressive) Indian friend and his family. We should have gave 4 sets of clothes. I feel bad now, so greedy...

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Post by LOOT » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:36 am

-Loot bit a snake-

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