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#41

Post by Bomby » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:56 am

You now have no money to spend, period.

I wish my uncle George was in Haiti.

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#42

Post by monstrman » Tue Jul 11, 2017 1:01 pm

Your uncle George is now in Haiti, but an earthquake destroys everything and subsequently both he and all of Haiti sink into the ocean.

I wish i was on vacation

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#43

Post by MeowMan » Tue Jul 11, 2017 1:11 pm

You are on vacation in Haiti, which just sank into the ocean.

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#44

Post by VG_Addict » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:07 pm

You get a better avatar, but you're banned from the forums.

I wish I had friends.

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#45

Post by MeowMan » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:20 pm

You have the show FRIENDS on DVD.

I wish I was higher up on the leaderboard.

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#46

Post by VG_Addict » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:59 pm

You move up one spot on the leaderboard.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Post by monstrman » Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:27 pm

You now knownwhat to wish for but you can never make another wish again, living the rest of your life in utter despair as your dreams remained unfulfilled

I wish i was happy

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#48

Post by MeowMan » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:15 pm

You are happy, but you know that it is a false happiness because it was a granted wish and that you don't actually have anything to be happy about.

I wish I was more motivated to do things that I need to do.

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#49

Post by DarkZero » Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:30 pm

You now have a slave driver that follows you everywhere and forces you to do your work 24/7

I wish for something with no weird side effects
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Post by Apollo the Just » Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:32 pm

you get a placebo. you are now convinced there are side effects even though there are none.

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#51

Post by Marilink » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:58 pm

You finish a project, but it's the last one you'll ever start.

I wish the Tigers would win the World Series in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Seventeen
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#52

Post by MeowMan » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:16 pm

The Tigers win, but no one watches it, so no one ever knows.

I wish VGF was more active.

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#53

Post by Apollo the Just » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:22 pm

In come 8,000 German spam bots. THANKS.

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#54

Post by DarkZero » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:25 pm

You are now an expert at cooking one specific dish that you can't afford the ingredients for.

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#55

Post by Valigarmander » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:35 pm

You have friends, but they're a bunch of ******* on some forum.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow.

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#56

Post by MeowMan » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:49 pm

You don't have to wake up early tomorrow because you can't sleep at all.

I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.

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#57

Post by DarkZero » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:11 pm

The wish maker dies in his confusion, ensuring no more wishes for anyone.

I wish for some yogurt
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#58

Post by Valigarmander » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:41 pm

You get some yogurt, but it's been fermenting a little too long and you get a bad case of the squirts after eating it.

I wish I had stuff to hang on my walls.

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#59

Post by monstrman » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:34 am

you have stuff to hang on your walls but you spent all your money on them and now you have no walls, just stuff

I wish i didn't throw my back out like an old man

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#60

Post by MeowMan » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:38 am

Your back is fine, but every other part of your body is now sore as if you were an old man.

I wish I had more shorts.

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