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Post by DarkZero » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:13 am

You have cool anime hair but you gotta be extra careful not to put people's eyes out

I wish my computer could run games well
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Post by VG_Addict » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:46 am

It runs games well, but only older games. More recent games cause it to crash.

I wish I were taller.

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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:21 am

You are now one nanometer taller.

I wish my apartment had air conditioning.

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Post by monstrman » Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:59 am

your apartment now has air conditioning but always smells like farts

i wish i was the most attractive man in the world

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Post by St. Tazy Ten » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:12 pm

Congratulations! As a result of being so attractive, everyone including animals are fighting over you. This will probably be the last war the earth shall ever see...

I wish for a shovel.

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Post by VG_Addict » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:19 pm

You get a shovel. However, it breaks as soon as you try to dig with it.

I wish I were the smartest person to ever live.

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Post by MeowMan » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:45 pm

You are now the smartest person to ever live. Consequently, everyone else to ever live seems to be so stupid that every word they say annoys you.

I wish I had money.

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Post by Bomby » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:21 pm

Here you go: 12 cents. But you owe it back plus 500% interest compounded every millisecond.

I wish you a Merry Christmas.

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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:31 pm

It's July. Shame and misfortune falls upon you and your house for all eternity.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

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Post by MeowMan » Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:09 pm

You are now fully awake. Permanently.

I wish I had Pepsi.

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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:06 pm

You have one, but it's Diet.

I wish I knew what to eat for dinner.

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Post by VG_Addict » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:19 pm

You do, but it's liver and onions.

I wish I could go without eating.

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Post by MeowMan » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:26 pm

You already can go without eating for a very limited amount of time before you die.

I wish I had more tops in WoT.

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Post by VG_Addict » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:29 pm

Granted, but now only bottoms are counted.

I wish it weren't so hot outside.

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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:32 pm

The sun disappears. Earth's mean surface temperature plummets below zero degrees Fahrenheit. The oceans freeze over. Everything dies.

I wish I had more cabinet space.

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Post by St. Tazy Ten » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:51 pm

You get so much cabinet space that you pretty much live in your cabinet now. Having swapped your room and your cabinet you now find that your room is inadequate at holding all the junk your cabinet used to hold. Thus the serpent devours its own tail.

I wish I could observe events in history without causing some disastrous change to the present.

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Post by MeowMan » Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:12 pm

You can observe events, but you can't observe any events that you already knew of.

I wish I had my own house.

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Post by Jingle Jangle Kat » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:37 pm

It's a "split-level" and the roof leaks.

I wish one of us had done the dishes before I had to start dinner.
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Post by Marilink » Tue Jul 11, 2017 6:28 am

You did the dishes, but the plate was so clean that it caused you to see the reflection of your own dark past that hides behind your gaze.

I wish my phone wouldn't ghost touch itself.
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Post by DarkZero » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:07 am

Your phone ghost touches you instead.

I wish I could stop spending all my money on frivolous things
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