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Corrupt a Wish Returns

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Corrupt a Wish Returns

Post by Valigarmander » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:34 am

The game is simple. Person A makes a wish, i.e. "I wish I had a hot girlfriend." The next person to post, Person B, finds a way to corrupt that wish, i.e. "You have a girlfriend, and she's on fire." Person B then posts their own wish, and the cycle continues.

I wish I had a faster computer.

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Post by LOOT » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:43 am

let's avoid the typical "it kills you" crap

You have a faster computer! It sprouts legs and runs away with rather embarrassing documents!

I wish I was much cuter!

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Post by Scarecrow » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:33 am

You're so cute now that the Japanese took you away and made you a weeboo.

I wish I didn't have to work Fridays.

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Post by Valigarmander » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:38 am

Congrats, you're now unemployed.

I wish I could get rid of the fruit flies in my house.

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Post by Scarecrow » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:42 am

You got rid of the fruit flies but you have ants now instead.

I wish for more wishes.

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Post by DarkZero » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:47 am

Congratulations! But you can only use your wishes when the Galactic Wish Foundation approves your request, which could take thousands of years.

I wish for a steak.
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Post by Valigarmander » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:58 pm

You get a steak cut from your own thigh.

I wish my job paid better.

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Post by LOOT » Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:39 pm

You get a 20% increase in wage. Shame you only work one day a week now.

I wish my cooking would improve.

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Post by DarkZero » Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:49 pm

You are suddenly a master chef. Food Network is so impressed by your skill that they give you your own show on Food Network and offer you an 8 figure salary. However, the show suddenly gets canned halfway through it's first season, your money is all gone in a year because you chose a poor financial planner, and you will forever be haunted by this failure. You can still make a mean chicken parmesean though.

I wish all the sugar I drink didn't have any negative effects on my health.
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Post by monstrman » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:55 am

Your sugary habits are without health consequence, but every time you drink something sugary someone close to you dies.

I wish for immortality

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Post by Valigarmander » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:58 am

You're given your very own MP3 of "Immortality" by Celine Dion. Then you die.

I wish I could fall asleep at a reasonable hour.

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Post by MeowMan » Sun Jul 09, 2017 12:19 pm

You can now sleep at a reasonable hour. For exactly one hour a day.

I wish I had an NES Classic.

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Post by е и ժ е я » Sun Jul 09, 2017 2:30 pm

You have it but it's covered in every STI, STD, PDA, CIA, the works, and you have to live the rest of your understandably short days with open sores covering your every inch, however, you exude no bodily odor.

I really wish I didn't have so many reasons to be angry right now.
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Post by Valigarmander » Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:35 pm

You're no longer angry about them, you're soul-crushingly depressed instead.

I wish more good was fat free.

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Post by monstrman » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:08 pm

more good is now fat free. The wish didn't even need to be corrupted because it simply accomplished nothing.

I wish I had a new car[DOUBLEPOST=1499652481,1499652386][/DOUBLEPOST]now my brain is just like "HOW ABOUT SOME FAT FREE JJJJJJJUSTICEEEEE!"

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Post by MeowMan » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:31 pm

You receive a new toy car.

I wish for more information on the Switch Pokemon game

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Post by Deku Tree » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:33 pm

You are told that there will be new Pokemon in it.

I wish I was more creative.

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Post by MeowMan » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:46 pm

You are more creative, but you lose the ability to put your thoughts into words.

Also, your "corruption" of my wish would be a good thing because we don't even know that for certain right now. It could be a Diamond/Pearl remake or just a port of Sun/Moon.

I wish my hair was easier to brush.

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Post by Valigarmander » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:25 pm

[QUOTE="monstrman, post: 1636004, member: 37253"]more good is now fat free. The wish didn't even need to be corrupted because it simply accomplished nothing.[/QUOTE]
Posting from my phone is painful.

^ You go bald. Hair is easy to brush when you don't have any.

I wish I had more time in the day to get things done.

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Post by Apollo the Just » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:34 pm

"the day" is lengthened, permitting you more time to get things done. The Earth slows its rotation, throwing off the tides and sending climates into chaos. Delicate ecosystems crumble under the additional exposure to sunlight. Nighttime is also proportionally lengthened. The Earth becomes unstable. There is now more time in the day, but also less things to get done, because society as a whole has ceased to exist as it once did.

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