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Post by Thanous » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:21 pm

Ray Romano's brain is now a blackberry, we don't have any licorice so you put it together with the regular surgery tools.

"Good job doctor, that's definitely exactly what you were supposed to do!" says John Goodman before disapearing into the darkness.
"Uh, thanks?" you say, all confused like.

Suddenly the door burst open.
"DOCTOR!!"

It appears to be a teenager.

"What is it??" you say.

There's a little girl in her arms.

"How the heck did you get in here?! What did you do to this little creature?!" you say.
"She-I-I-She got into my ecstasy!" says the teenager.

"F***..." you facepalm.

You pull the panties out of your pocket with the intent to sniff---
"What are you doing!!? There are children here!! You'll get these back later..." Lorraine says, with a wink at the end.

We are a male doctor.
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Half a mounds bar
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What should we do?
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:34 pm

Give the kid the remainder of the Mounds bar and dismiss them.

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Post by Thanous » Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:53 pm

[QUOTE="I REALLY HATE POKEMON!, post: 1508190, member: 18119"]Give the kid the remainder of the Mounds bar and dismiss them.[/QUOTE]
Are you referring to the babysitter as a kid or the little girl?
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:05 pm

The little girl. No candy for babysitter.

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Post by Thanous » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:28 pm

You stick the half eaten mounds bar into the little girls open mouth, wrapper still on.

The babysitter interjects, "But doctor, she's allergic to---"
"Shhhhh" you say.
"B-but--"
"Sh."
You put your middle finger over her mouth.
"No more words."

[coconut btw]

We are a male doctor.
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Ray Romano's brain

INT. MASSAGE ROOM - DAY

After you get your massage, you discuss why you are missing a shoe along some other things with your masseuse.

We are male, we don't have a middle or ring finger on our left hand. Health 100
Inventory:
Hot towels
Unlit candle
3/4's cup of Grapefruit juice
Right shoe
Masseuse's number, probably shoulda got her name

You exit the room, and head to the exit of the place ((WTF DO U CALL PLACES YOU GET MASSAGES))

You trip on a juicer whilst stepping through the doorway.

You see the lights flickering in the room you just exited, the masseuse now appears as the figure you saw before. Probably not gonna call her.

"ShouKLDof Pic-d orYAnge"

You have blacked out.

Health 10

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Well, we'd become alice now but.... she died.
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NEXT FRIDAY

INT. HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM - NIGHT

No one is here surprisingly, except for you, Doctor.

You shut off the tv, before the end of the hour.

"Everybody loves Raymond has gotten terrible... I wonder why, it was so awesome." you think to yourself.

We are a male doctor.
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Ray Romano's brain

The hospital feels empty, it's quiet, too quiet.

The first thing that comes to your head is of course, prank phone calls!

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DEATH COUNT: 1
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:39 am

Prank call a school by calling in a bomb threat.

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Post by Thanous » Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:36 am

It turns out they actually had a bomb, it was found hidden in one of the teenage girls purses[babysitter], you just saved a ton of lives.

Anything else you wanna do around the near empty hospital? I'll continue the main story tomorrow but if you wanna do some side stuff or whatver rn

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Post by Jingle Jangle Kat » Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:01 pm

Pick up the Little Black Book, thumb through and start calling people for dates.
Do you know how much you mean to me
Why must you leave~?

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Post by Thanous » Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:46 pm

[QUOTE="Turkeys Aren't Maroon, post: 1511111, member: 37303"]Pick up the Little Black Book, thumb through and start calling people for dates.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for reminding me of this XD

You call everyone on the first page.
Your calender is now full for the next month.

You depart for a date with Meryl Streep.

We are a male doctor.
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EXT. FANCY RESTAURANT - NIGHT

Before you can enter the fancy restaurant, you are confronted by... Don Gummer!

"Big plans tonight, eh doc?" he says.
"Uhhh, who the heck are u?" you say.
"I'm just here dropping off my wife for her date..." he says, angrily.

You are flustered.

How should u proceed in this encounter?
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:22 am

With the use of deadly force.

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Post by Thanous » Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:14 am

Grrrrrrrr

I once again didn't get a notif XD gimme a bit to continue this.

We are still on episode 1 btw, I have this written down but I keep forgetting to mention it here XD the initial spa encounter was the prologue[DOUBLEPOST=1422166454,1422165993][/DOUBLEPOST]((Don Gummer is married to Meryl Streep for anyone who doesn't know))

We use deadly force, which involves killing the man
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With our thumb.

Step 1: Place thumb on forehead
Are you with me so far? No? Well try to keep up fool! Oh forget about it, I'll just cut to the chase!

~20 seconds later~

Don is now lying on the ground, motionless, with his pants full of feces, whether it's human or not and/or recent has yet to be determined.

Ms. Jackson by OutKast begins to play, as you badassly walk into the fancy restaurant...

What kinda food does this restaurant serve? Do they even have food?

Perhaps we should search the dead(?) body of our foe?

We are a male doctor.
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DEATH COUNT: 2(?)
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:24 am

They serve condiments exclusively, search the fallen.

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Post by Thanous » Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:35 am

[QUOTE="I REALLY HATE POKEMON!, post: 1514095, member: 18119"]They serve condiments exclusively, search the fallen.[/QUOTE]
That really made me chuckle XD bruh

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We search the fallen, we use the twisty part of our chapstic to cut off the top of his head. We have also concluded the feces in his pants is his, but it's age varies from recent to years old. He is also definitely dead now.

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INT. CONDOMS DELUXE - CONTINUOUS

Yes, they are oblivious of their name.

"What the hell" by Avril Lavigne begins playing when we enter the door.

We see our date sitting at the table, sipping a fine glass of grape jelly.

She has not noticed us yet, and she does not know of what happened outside

How should we proceed?

DEATH COUNT: 2
LIVES SAVED: TONS
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Sun Jan 25, 2015 3:22 am

Order a ketchup cracker sandwich, and their most expensive sugar packets for two as dessert to impress her.

Slip a roofie in her jelly also.

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Post by Thanous » Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:35 pm

[QUOTE="I REALLY HATE POKEMON!, post: 1514106, member: 18119"]Order a ketchup cracker sandwich, and their most expensive sugar packets for two as dessert to impress her.

Slip a roofie in her jelly also.[/QUOTE]
Yes I'm going to like everyone of your posts bc you're genius XD

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As you are approaching the table at which your date sits, you grab a waiter by the ear and drag him over to the table.

He groans but accepts it,
"Waiter, give me your finest ketchup cracker sandwich, and two of your most expensive sugar packets for dessert!" you say
"Yes sir" he says
You grab him by the ear again, dragging him over close so you can wisper
"And put a roofie in her next glass" you say

He puts out his hand as if requesting a tip.
You stick what in his hand?

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DEATH COUNT: 2
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:56 pm

A fat, sweaty wad of Monopoly money (all $1,000 bills), some loose change (American currency), half a cookie (which you snatch back), and a mysterious baggie, and your most charming wink.

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Post by Thanous » Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:56 pm

[QUOTE="I REALLY HATE POKEMON!, post: 1514189, member: 18119"]A fat, sweaty wad of Monopoly money (all $1,000 bills), some loose change (American currency), half a cookie (which you snatch back), and a mysterious baggie, and your most charming wink.[/QUOTE]
XD but

I am ERROR, and I do not have any of these items except perhaps the mysterious baggie
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:25 am

Lol I was getting too into wacky things.

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Post by Thanous » Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:47 am

[QUOTE="I REALLY HATE POKEMON!, post: 1514256, member: 18119"]Lol I was getting too into wacky things.[/QUOTE]
XD it's all good, this game is supposed to be crazy :P so what should we do?
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Post by Thanous » Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:24 pm

Anyone wanna do anything xD
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