If you previously registered on VGF XenForo boards, you will need to use the forgot password feature in order to be able to post here. If you do not receive a password reset by e-mail, use the contact page or post in registration/login help.

Need help

Moderator: Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds

Post Reply
User avatar
Heroine of the Dragon
Administrator
Posts: 41445
Joined: Sun Jul 30, 2000 1:00 am
Location: ǝlod ɥʇnos ǝɥʇ ɟo ɥʇɹou
Contact:

Need help

Post by Heroine of the Dragon » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:25 am

Image

My friend accidentally licked my pet toad. What should we do?
She lives in the clouds and talks to the birds...

Happiest faerie of VGF.

User avatar
Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds
Administrator
Posts: 33781
Joined: Sat Jul 15, 2000 1:00 am
Location: Forteresse de Valois

Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:52 am

OH MY TOAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Image
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

User avatar
Antisocial
Posts: 14271
Joined: Wed May 10, 2000 1:00 am

Post by Antisocial » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:55 am

Sorry but the vaccine is in another hospital

User avatar
Valigarmander
Supermod
Posts: 48368
Joined: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: World -1
Contact:

Post by Valigarmander » Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:11 am

That depends. Which part did you lick?

User avatar
е и ժ е я
Supermod
Posts: 40979
Joined: Sun Aug 18, 2002 1:00 am
Location: Enough. My tilde has tired and shall take its leave of you.
Contact:

Post by е и ժ е я » Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:24 am

You can lick my Toad anytime

Image
I muttered 'light as a board, stiff as a feather' for 2 days straight and now I've ascended, ;aughing at olympus and zeus is crying

User avatar
CaptHayfever
Supermod
Posts: 36830
Joined: Tue Jul 16, 2002 1:00 am
Location: (n) - the place where I am
Contact:

Post by CaptHayfever » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:33 am

Better eat the whole thing at that point, or else the Zombieshroom is going to slaughter you.

And remember, "It's-a terrible! It's-a horrible! It's-a....not good!"

Post Reply

Return to “Life”