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by I am nobody » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:22 pm
Yoshi's mouth contains a wormhole to the Egg Dimension, which is a dimension that was originally completely full of eggs. Since it is always completely full of eggs and Yoshi food, the contents of the Egg Dimension shift whenever a Yoshi eats something. This shifting inevitably forces something through the wormhole back to the Mario Dimension, which conveniently exits inside Yoshi's butt. Since the Egg Dimension is very large and overwhelmingly consists of eggs, it is essentially guaranteed that an egg will go through the other wormhole. However, if Yoshis were to eat so many things that non-eggs made up a measurable portion of the Egg Dimension, it would eventually become likely that, say, a Shy Guy might appear in Yoshi's butt instead.
Although this might seem to contradict modern science's understanding of reality, Yoshis and physics were recently reconciled by Professor E. Gadd's theory of theory of thermodynameggs. It's well worth a read.