New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe

[Validecember]

New Super Mario Bros. U is being ported to the Switch, along with some new features, blah blah, yadda yadda

Can we please just talk about...



...this? How does that work? Who is this? Is it Peach? Is it Toadette? Both? Neither? Is this why the Mushroom Kingdom has a human ruler? Does the kingdom function like a bee colony, and that when the old monarch dies, a specially-selected Toadette is fed royal jelly so she can evolve into an oversized queen and rule the hive? Does this mean Peach has mothered every Toad in the kingdom?

Nintendo, I am alarmed and confused.

[New! Tazy Ten]

[Marilincarnation]

I’m glad that more people will get to play NSMBU, that game is fantastic. I probably won’t be in the market to buy it myself, though.

But WHO IS TOADETTE. WHO IS PEACHETTE. HOW DOES THIS WORK

[X-3]

[CaptHayfever]

OH SURE I FINALLY BUY THE WIIU VERSION

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[steeze]

Princess Toadstool that you?

[Validecember]

[HarkZero]

the man birthed bowsers son i dont think he'd be so easily phased

[X-3]

[Antisocial]