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Mario is not a plumber anymore.

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Mario is not a plumber anymore.

Post by Valigarmander » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:03 am

Mario Is Officially No Longer A Plumber
According to Mario’s newly updated, official Japanese-language profile, the iconic character isn’t working as a plumber. This shouldn’t be a total surprise, because the character seems to do everything but plumbing.

But doesn’t going down Warp Pipes count? Doesn’t appear so! Here is how the recently uploaded Mario profile explains the character:
All around sporty, whether it’s tennis or baseball, soccer or car racing, he [Mario] does everything cool. As a matter of fact, he also seems to have worked as a plumber a long time ago...
Mario hasn’t always been a plumber. According to Shigeru Miyamoto, the character, then named “Jumpman,” was “basically a carpenter” in 1981's Donkey Kong, because the game takes place on a construction site.

“With (1983's) Mario Bros., we brought in Luigi and a lot of the game was played underground so we made him to fit that setting and, we decided he could be a plumber,” Miyamoto previously told USA Today. “The scenario dictates his role.”

Think Mario was ever a real doctor?
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Post by Marilink » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:21 am

BUT MY MARIO CANON

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Post by е и ժ е я » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:10 pm

Nintendo. Stahp.

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Post by X-3 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:36 pm

Well duh. After all the $$$ he's collected he doesn't need to do that anymore.

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Post by The Amazing Tazy Ten » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:58 pm

Given his experience, he can pretty much do whatever he wants at this point.

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Post by VG_Addict » Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:26 pm

He was also a referee in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.

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Post by Artemis008 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:58 pm

So what happens to the cheesy cartoons and hilarious comics that all had Mario doing plumber hings?

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Post by DarkZero » Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:39 pm

^miyamoto has ordered them to be destroyed effective immediately

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Post by ScottyMcGee » Tue Sep 12, 2017 2:19 pm

I just like to think that Mario and Luigi pursued many odd jobs over the years. Carpentry. Plumbing. Medicine. Archaeology. Professional athlete. They just haven't found that special calling, you know?

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Post by Heroine of the Dragon » Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:28 am

I imagine Mario and his bro, Luigi, are bored millionaires (billionaires?) who try different things just because they can!! :D
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