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Post by Bad Dragonite » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:29 am

I cant decide if this fits in Life because it's for cooking or Art because recipes imply culinary art.

Soo I've been looking for a fantastic recipe for guacamole. Do any of you guys have any good personal recipes you'd be willing to share?
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Post by Booyakasha » Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:13 pm

I don't. I'm not into guacamole. I don't like avocado. Sorry.

There's lots of recipes online. Alternately you could just buy some guacamole spice packets and avocados, or even just get store-bought (my own store sells a brand called 'Wholly Guacamole'------------I haven't tried it. It's guacamole, on top of which it promotes itself on being organic and GMO-free and all-------wow, like if there was anything else to make me hate it like poison just as a matter of principle, right.)
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:52 pm

I'm not really a fan of guacamole either. I don't hate it, sometimes I'll even put a bit of it on Mexican food for color, but I certainly don't like it enough to know recipes. Sorry.

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Post by United Nations » Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:56 pm

I just use salsa, salt, and lime juice all to taste. I know other people have more elaborate kinds, but that's the easiest and tastiest to me.

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Post by Booyakasha » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:52 pm

Lime juice I hear stops it from going brown. Avocado browns in the open air, like apple and banana. So, like, you toss apple and banana with lemon juice when you're making a fruit salad. Pineapple juice. Something citric, man. Stands to reason avocado would be similar.

Is avocado considered a fruit? It has that huge gross kernel at the centre, like it's a peach or apricot or something. Can't think of any real veggies got a nut in them.

(EDIT: I misspell 'avocado' a lot. Avocado is a garbage food, but that's no excuse for sloppy spelling.)
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:38 pm

Yep, they're a fruit. Gross ones as far as fruit goes, like tomato is.

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Post by United Nations » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:30 pm

You're right about the lime juice keeping it from getting brown for a while. Also it's tasty. And it's a fruit. And it's not garbage. It's delicious.

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Post by Booyakasha » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:47 pm

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Post by VG_Addict » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:04 pm

I need to learn to cook.

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Post by Bad Dragonite » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:14 pm

[QUOTE="United Nations, post: 1619662, member: 31164"]You're right about the lime juice keeping it from getting brown for a while. Also it's tasty. And it's a fruit. And it's not garbage. It's delicious.[/QUOTE]
Not to mention they're really really good for you.

The wholly guacamole is actually sold in the store I work at but all they have is the super hot and spicy kind sadly.
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:27 pm

[QUOTE="VG_Addict, post: 1619670, member: 34516"]I need to learn to cook.[/QUOTE]

It's easy if you have what you need. Also it's even easier if you just eat bland food, then you can just throw peppered chicken into an oven and walk away, and nuke some veggies.

^ Spicy is better anyway.

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:16 am

Yeah, yeah, people love to wax rhapsodic about how good for you avocado is. Like, the grapefruit and cucumbers I buy because they actually taste good, they're secretly made of asbestos, corrugated cardboard and AIDS, but avocado is fine to eat.
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:21 am

Cucumbers don't taste good though so maybe they are AIDS.

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:29 am

...great, now i have to kill irhp, too

yunn, tml, hayfever, hotstar, irhp...the death list is starting to add up, man

gonna have to sharpen the sickles at this rate

that, or buy more ammo for the blunderbuss

ughh

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:56 am

If it spares you the bother of killing me, I can tolerate them fried.

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:12 am

...screw you, I'm eatin em all, dweebenheimer.

I don't know what kind of freak sees anything as wholesome and nutritious and phallic as a cucumber and doesn't just want to jam it in his mouth, but it isn't the kind of person I want to associate with.
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:28 am

If I want phallic foods I eat fudgsicles. I can even take on two at once, believe it or not.

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:18 am

Pfffft. Just the one in each hole, huh.

Amateur.
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:07 am

Of course not, I just think you can not truly enjoy more than two at a time; any more is sheer exhibition. I love fudgsicles, don't go around to try and make a show of it.

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Post by VG_Addict » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:45 am

[QUOTE="Booyakasha, post: 1619713, member: 17381"]...great, now i have to kill irhp, too

yunn, tml, hayfever, hotstar, irhp...the death list is starting to add up, man

gonna have to sharpen the sickles at this rate

that, or buy more ammo for the blunderbuss

ughh

#firstworldproblems
[/QUOTE]

I'll help you bury the bodies.

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