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wesker fight

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Post by edebl » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:42 am

wesker can beat ur but in a flash.

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Post by New! Tazy Ten » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:53 am

This is not the point of this forum.

Goku wins because he can eat Spikes and the Sun.

Also, inb4lock and/or move.

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Post by Greenmarioman » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:55 am

Chris is hotter.

So there.

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:55 am

Step one: Introduce your character (you've essentially done this).

Step two: After everyone has selected a character, choose a battlefield (Smash Brothers Final Destination).

Step three: Describe your attack.
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I'll fight you with, eh, Sonic. I'll start:

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#5

Post by edebl » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:01 am

sonic get hit with a cobra strike knocking him out.

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Post by Greenmarioman » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:07 am

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! wrote:Step two: After everyone has selected a character, choose a battlefield (Smash Brothers Final Destination).
Wesker only, no items?

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Post by Metal Man » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:55 am

A time traveler kills Wesker's parents before he is born, averting this topic.

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Post by PK FIRE! » Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:31 am

I play the temperal paradox card thus negating Metal Man's time travel solution, why because the idea struck me(and it hurt.)
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Post by New! Tazy Ten » Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:47 am

Noob fight.

ZAZY THE TORMENTER COMES IN AND IS ALL "I SMELL SEX AND CANDY IN HERE" AND CALLS THE ANGRY SUN TO RAM INTO YOU, BURNING YOU INSTANTLY.

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Post by Metal Man » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:26 am

PSYCHOKID909 wrote:I play the temperal paradox card thus negating Metal Man's time travel solution, why because the idea struck me(and it hurt.)
But the infinite universes theory makes my event impossible to undo, causing you to move into a parallel universe instead.

Where the angry sun kills Wesker anyway. :lol:
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Post by 1-up Salesman » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:22 am

And then this topic got locked. ...please?

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Post by Blake » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:49 am

Wesker is the most retarded character ever so he automatically loses for existing in any game beyond RE1.

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Post by Greenmarioman » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:01 pm

Chris is hotter.

So there.

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Post by Bad Dragonite » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:07 pm

Not as hot as the sun.... WHICH GOKU F***ING LIVES ON! F**K YEAH!

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Post by Galefore » Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:05 pm

I'm so sorry I missed this debacle. It looks so cool.

HAY NEWB. Welcome to the Gunjin. I see you've begun your [strike]trolling[/strike] learning process and started skooling the gunjin on "beating but".

GREAT!

But here's the catch.

You are doing it wrong.

As noted by the non-mods who want me to lock and/or move this, the idea here is to post a character, describe him, describe his actions, and then await an opponent. This person will be writing the other half of the scene. Now, battle scenes here typically require you to use more than one sentence - your type of fighting is suited to the Battle Board, in which inane **** like this is encouraged for humor's sake. Either browse our rules and learn (like I did), or try your luck there. It will certainly be less spamish and I won't have to do this again.

I like to encourage our new blood, and I hope you stick around to learn more. Just try not to make a topic like this again unless you intend on doing something more than informing us of how awesome Albert Wesker is. Go ahead, show me how awesome Wesker is by having him **** somebody's **** up. Just do it our way if you intend to do it in this forum.

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