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Who's the better stud?

Link
4
50%
Mario
1
13%
Why not both?
3
38%
 
Total votes: 8

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Who wore it better?

#1

Post by Valigarmander » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:00 am

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Link is cute and all, but I think I prefer Mario. He looks more cuddly.

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#2

Post by smol Kat » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:40 pm

Ah, Link. My first video game crush :P
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Why must you leave~?

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:44 am

why doesnt link have nipples

why doesnt mario have a belly button

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#4

Post by DarkZero » Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:09 pm

^that water he was floating in for 100 years washed link's nipples away

and mario doesn't have a belly button bc he came from a stork so he wouldn't have been attached to a umbilical cord

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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:11 pm

I'm more curious about the complete lack of body hair. Do you think they wax?

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#6

Post by United Nations » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:38 pm

My man, Splonk.

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:34 pm

mario definitely waxes because he's gotta be hella hairy naturally

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#8

Post by Marilink » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:54 am

Can you imagine if that Mario model had some Zangief-style body hair?

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