Panfan the GameFAQs user's review of Super Mario Bros.
This is the greatest and most influential game ever? Psh. Greatest and most influential piece of CRAP.
Oh here's a shocker, Bowser kidnapped the princess! What the hell Nintendo? You do this in almost every Mario game, and now you do it in this one? Way to be original. If you want story, play Gears of War.
This looks so blocky. Nintendo graphics suck ass. If you want graphics, play Gears of War.
OH MY EARS! It's horrible. Especially because we have games with FULL ORCHESTRA. Get with the picture, Nintendo. If you want sound, play Gears of War.
YOU DO THIS IN EVERY PLATFORMER. WHY THE HELL CANT YOU DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL NINTENDO? It's not fun. If you want gameplay, play Gears of War.
You can only run and jump. Nothing else. It's boring and full of crap. If you want controls, play Gears of War.
It's probably like $2 now
I guess some of the music is a little catchy
It's not as good as Gears of War
It's not even worth that $2
The music is ruined by bleeps and bloops
The graphics are really pixelated
The story's the same as every other Mario game
You do the same you do in every platformer ever
You can only run and jump
Gears of War is better
Buy, Rent, or Skip?
Skip. Buy Gears of War instead.